July 2010
4 posts
“…prosthetic dorsel fin.”
– Areus
“…and then I cum on her!”
– Wad
“Do you like bald girls?”
– Wad
4 tags
Baby Dick Crew Was Born
Aaron: No no no. Why would you rather fuck a baby instead of a puppy?
Joseph: Because it'd be a nazi baby.... I don't know... because I have a doggy?
Aaron: What if you had a baby?
Joseph: Then I'd probably fuck it until it was dead.
May 2010
12 posts
“When I grow up I want to be Brock Lesners back tattoo!”
– Carlos
Aaron: My uncle does..
Joseph: Fuel injections for babies?
“Drink it from my ass, throw up on my dick”
– Jono
“It would be better if you DRANK it, and THEN threw up all over my dick”
– Joseph
A Shot of Chlamydia
Joseph: I'm just going to drink a bunch of this Wild Turkey and hit on your sister when she comes over.
Jono: I can give you a shot glass filled with chlamydia
Joseph: "I got chlamydia from my brother!" HAHAHAHA
“I don’t need your dildo lies!”
– Jono
“Can I sit on it?”
“I’m looking for the whole package”
– Jono
“I was obtusely defined by the interactive nature of your insides”
– Joseph
“I want a 5 o’clock cum shadow”
– Bro.Chef
“I was totally expecting gay to happen.”
– Jono
April 2010
17 posts
“She was fucking so ready to change my oil.”
– Joseph
“No… motherSHIP. Fuck nature”
– Joseph
“Devanny was bummed cause I had an app on my phone that told me when she was...”
– Joseph - yes there’s an app for that.
Aaron: I just want to fucking graduate already.
Joseph: I just want to fucking suck a dick already.
What the fuck...
happened to all you fucking retards?
“I need to start gauging my cheeks so you guys can fuck ‘em!”
– Aaron
It all started when I awoke with a phenominal pain in my miniscus. Then, my jizz mopper was late. We got fluffed in traffic for fourth night, which made me cucumberly for my meeting with john stamos. I apologized tickely to him, which seemed to make things icky again. But then the meeting turned into Jefferson, with him creaming and cumming. I slammed when he slayed off. On the way home we passed...
Dear Mr. and Mrs. Cornelius Griswals elvish, Will you let me masturbate your Nigger? Ever since I have laid taints on Aaron, I have schmeckled madly in love with her. I wish that she will be the Giraffe of my Dragons and that someday we will slander happily ever after. I have a dildo as a/an performance artist that pays $eleventeen each month. I promise to chew Aaron with kindness and respect. ...
Joseph: How come whenever I'm on the phone with you, you never say 'take care'.
Jono: Cause you're a faggot.
“Maybe uh.. It’s the last wish of a dying boy”
– Joseph
“Trampolines aren’t for working out, they’re for BACKFLIPS you IDIOT.”
– Joseph - To Ambra
wordtoyourmadlib
I enjoy long, shitty walks on the beach, getting fucked in the rain and serendipitous encounters with VERB. I really like piña coladas mixed with Bukakke, and romantic, candle-lit trailer parks. I am well-read from Dr. Seuss to Jefferson. I travel frequently, especially to Jefferson, when I am not busy with work. (I am a Freelance Waitress.) I am looking for Digital Skillet and beauty in the form...
“Uh.. you have a negative twelve charisma FAGGOT.”
– Joseph
“Is it illegal to send cum in the mail?”
– Joseph
“I fuck animals. And then I eat them.”
– Aaron
“shit, thats a perfect car for rapin’ if you take out the back seat!”
– aaron
March 2010
35 posts
Ambra: I'm sooo tired
Jono: Come take a nap [speading legs open, looking intently at his pubic region]
“How come you said you could shit on his kids and he wouldn’t fire you? And...”
– Joseph
“Stupid shit…. like setup fees and weed.”
– Joseph
Joseph: I need you to look at this dude
Jono: What is it your Facebook account?
Joseph: NO you FUCKHEAD.
Ambra: You were there! When I was crying, and complaining, and....
Joseph: Yeah I know, I was there before you were pregnant and you were STILL a bitch.
“I should get a shadow tattoo on my face. So it always looks like there’s a...”
– Joseph
Jono: Look Ambra! I drew my middle name!
Ambra: Fuck....Machine....
“Deaf people don’t learn silent letters because all the letters are silent...”
– Ninja Aaron, not to be mistaken with normal Aaron.
“Dude… if I could clean my ears, while getting a blumpkin, and smoking a...”
– Jono
“I bet you never get shit on your butt cheeks that way.”
– Joseph