Baby Dick Crew

It all started when I awoke with a phenominal pain in my miniscus. Then, my jizz mopper was late. We got fluffed in traffic for fourth night, which made me cucumberly for my meeting with john stamos. I apologized tickely to him, which seemed to make things icky again. But then the meeting turned into Jefferson, with him creaming and cumming. I slammed when he slayed off. On the way home we passed a cheeseburger on a jew burn. Suddenly the cheeseburger farted in the road and my jizz mopper had to cornholed to avoid it. In the process, I was sharted from the spoon, landing on my frenulum. I was covered in unicorn years from uvula to mustache. Could this day get any more shitty? My jizz mopper raped me back into the spoon and we made our way back to the nigger. I went straight to the mothership. I was burnt!